= Obama aims to get dread out of tax deadline day
...with a simpler form:
1. Enter gross income ______
2. Send to IRS
= Obama to seek ratification of arms treaty with Mexico
Because new gun laws are easier than controlling the border.
= EPA finds greenhouse gases pose a danger to health
Now we can have ruinous anti-CO2 laws without all of that silly democratic debate.
= "Bailout" spending in historical perspective:
It boggles the mind.